Yes, this post IS NARCISSISM.

What the frick is up with food tasting so fricking good? and wine? why does that taste good, too? Don't get me started on Brie... I mean, if God wanted us not to be gluttons, why so yummy? and, if I just need more self control, why didn't He give it to me? Oh, my goodness, i'm such a sinner. i can hardly stand it. I hate that i love food. and wine. i wish i had the self-control to be aneorexic. or an ascetic. or african. chubby is beautiful in africa...